Terms & Conditions. AKA The rules you agree to when ordering from us.

By ordering from We Sell Flash Cards, you're saying "hell yes" to these Terms and Conditions. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Prices and Billing (Mo' Money, Mo' Cards)
a) We can change prices on the site whenever we damn well please without telling you. If we fuck up and list the wrong price, we'll let you know ASAP. You can either pay the right price or tell us to fuck off.
b) Custom quotes are good for however long we say they are. But if shit happens and our costs go up, we might have to adjust the quote. You can take it or leave it.
c) If you change your mind after ordering, it might cost you extra. Them's the breaks.
d) We only do electronic invoices. Deal with it.

Proofs (What You See Ain't Always What You Get)
a) Proofs are for layout and typos, not colour. Don't expect an exact match.
b) We'll do our best to make it look good, but there's no guarantees in the printing game. Colours and textures might not be identical to your screen or your dreams.

Shipping and Delivery (Getting Your Shit)
a) Standard delivery prices are for one spot in the UK. Anything fancy is gonna cost you.
b) We'll try to stick to our delivery timeframes, but shit happens. If we're late, the most you'll get is a refund for the shipping upgrade.
c) Once your order is out for delivery, it's your problem. Be there to get it or pay us to try again.
d) We deliver to the curb. You figure out the rest.
e) If your order is coming in multiple shipments, each one is its own separate deal.
f) Until you pay us, your cards are ours. Capiche?

Credit Accounts (Buy Now, Pay Later)
a) If we like you, we might give you a credit account. If not, tough titties.
b) If you've got credit, you better pay on time and stay under your limit. If not, we'll cut you off and make you pay up pronto.
c) We can take away your credit any time we want, especially if you're over your limit.
d) If you're late, we'll charge you out the ass in interest.
e) If we have to sue you, you're paying for it. All of it.

Your Stuff (Don't Blame Us for Your Screw-ups)
a) If you send us crap to print with, that's on you.
b) You better have a backup of your files. We're not your mom.
c) We don't check your files for fuck-ups. That's your job.
d) If your file is junk and makes our machines choke, we'll charge you to fix it or just toss it back and still bill you for the trouble.
e) You're responsible for ensuring anything you send us. If it gets lost or mangled, not our problem.
f) Once your shit is printed, it's your problem. Buy insurance.
g) We'll keep your stuff for 30 days after the job. After that, it's garbage.

Our Stuff (Hands Off)
a) All the toys we use to make your cards are ours. Keep your mitts off.
b) When the job is done, the plates and files are toast, unless you worked something out with us ahead of time.
c) We ain't your cloud storage. Don't expect us to keep your files.

Guarantee and Complaints (We Ain't Perfect, But We Try)
a) Our "100% Satisfaction" guarantee is for our work, not for your bad taste.
b) If something's wrong with your order, you gotta tell us and the carrier ASAP. If you wait too long, tough shit.
c) When you get your cards, check that shit out pronto. If you use or sell them before telling us there's a problem, you're only getting a partial refund.
d) This guarantee is for you, the customer. If you ordered it, you're covered. If not, scram.
e) If we screw up, we'll reprint your order or refund you. Our choice.
f) If there's a dispute, we might ask for samples back. Don't make it weird, just send them.


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